I’m pretty predictable.  There are certain things that function as behavioral triggers for me.  You know — ring a bell leads to drooling.  That kind of thing.  So, whenever a song comes on the Ipod that’s, well, a tad bit out of sync with the rest of the playlist, I inevitably say to my wife, “This is your sister’s fault.”  My wife doesn’t usually answer, but I know she doesn’t buy it.   And she’s right.  When I’m alone, the volume goes up to 11 and I belt these out at the top of my lungs using a spatula as a microphone.

The List (in no particular order):

1.  Puttin’ on the Ritz - Taco

2.  9 to 5 - Dolly Parton

3.  Slow Hand - The Pointer Sisters

4.  Working for the Weekend - Loverboy

5.  Caribbean Queen (No More Love on the Run) - Billy Ocean

6.  You Took the Words Right Out of My Mouth - Meatloaf

7.  Love Will Keep Us Together - Captain & Tenielle

8.  The One That You Love - Air Supply

9 .  Follow You, Follow Me - Genesis

10.  Queen of Hearts - Juice Newton

11.  Morning Train (9 to 5) - Sheena Easton

12.  Days are Numbers (The Traveller) - Alan Parsons Project

13.  Jungle Love - The Steve Miller Band

14.  Everlasting Love - Carl Carlton

15.  I Know What Boys Like - The Waitresses

16.  Arthur’s Theme (Best That You Can Do) - Christopher Cross

17.  Turning Japanese - The Vapors

18.  (She’s) Sexy and 17 - Stray Cats

19.  I Eat Cannibals (Pt. 1) - Total Coelo

20. Bang a Gong (Get It On) - Power Station

21.  88 Lines About 44 Women - The Nails

22.  I Wanna Be a Cowboy - Boys Don’t Cry

23.  Keep on Lovin’ You - REO Speedwagon

24.  Up Where We Belong - Joe Cocker and Jennifer Warnes

25.  Super Freak (Part 1) - Rick James

So, what’s the most embarrassing song on your Ipod?